I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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