12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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