I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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