I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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