It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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