called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize