Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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