we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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