No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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