So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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