glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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