i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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