I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hippo gnu deer
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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