so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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