I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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