Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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