I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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