the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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