so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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