I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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