I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to have your abortion
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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