If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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