But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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