So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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