Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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