That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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