I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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