Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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