Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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