Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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