I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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