Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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