i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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