We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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