I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
they're like a gay fantastic four
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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