On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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