I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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