I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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