I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i out mim tonsoeep
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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