brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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