the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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