dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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