it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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