dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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