There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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