So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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