I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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