It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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