oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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