thus making me awesome and them whores
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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