You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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