office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
PANTIES FOUND
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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