He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think people are normalizing furries
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
