omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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