Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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