I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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